The infected look like normal Americans, at
first, but then they open their mouths and
foreign words leap out known only to inhabitants
of their special nation: left coaster, mama
grizzly, Obamacare, drill baby drill; or neocon,
glass ceiling, teabagger, I didn’t inhale.
Drop the word “multiculturalism” and half of
them will have an immediate allergy-like
reaction. Their faces will turn red with fever
as they glide away from you. Drop the phrase
“lamestream media” and the other half will
cringe and hold their brow with a splitting
headache as they back away from you.
These otherwise normal Americans are obviously
suffering from something. The author in this
pioneering book has discovered what that is:
severe, extremely contagious viral illnesses
that are plaguing the entire country. He reveals
here in layman’s terms the infection, spread and
treatment of these viruses. They make us
insanely ill and susceptible to conspiracy
theories, and are so easily passed between
individuals by speeches, handshakes and karaoke.
He discovers Viral Media is not just a
figurative expression. One morning an infamous
radio personality spouts off a misinformed,
belligerent opinion. By that afternoon the
author’s research subjects are repeating it with
the same fever and refudiation. The viral words
of the
opinion had infected them and seemed
to have taken possession of their minds like
some voodoo zombie incantation.
No one is safe and many are contaminated.
Treatments are provided so that they may become
virus free and regain the ability to associate
with those “other” Americans—those infected with
the opposing virus. If you are tired of the
partisan arguing in our great country, this book
is guaranteed to lift you to higher ground and
make you LOL.
